just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will fall into a sleep-like death !
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
Hopefully now your neck is stretched. Congratulations, you just exercised >_>
My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god.
lol I ran in front of the middle school band director when he was taking a long-exposure pic of the field while teching for our high school and…
is this attack on titan
Happy 43rd birthday, David! (April 18th, 1971)
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.